nice personality

A euphemism for ugly.

You should meet her, she has a nice personality!

by keyshaw June 16, 2004

person of interest

This is the libel-proof way of really saying "we think this guy is a suspect but we don't yet have probable cause and we want to talk to him and hope he's stupid enough to confess and make our case." But, for some reason, they choose not to come out and say that the person is a "suspect" that they would arrest on sight.

Person of interest means we don't have enough to arrest; suspect means we do.

Chief Smith said: "Witnesses described a bald white male with a 'wifebeater' shirt as being at the scene of the crime. He is a person of interest in this case and we would like to talk to him."

by forhall October 15, 2010

personal elephant

someone you throw your crumbs at — like how they do at the circus

*Throws crumbs at someone* “What the fuck?” “I did that because your my personal elephant”

by beaniesspace June 17, 2023

coin personality

A person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they're really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they're the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.

Bob: Hey guys, I brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
Everyone: Woo hoo!
--The Next Day--
Jim: Hey Bob, what's up dude?
Bob: My foot will be up your ass in 10 seconds if you don't get out of my sight right now.
Jim: Talk about a coin personality...

by Palutena July 6, 2016

Relatable person

A person that u feel you have something in common with

Jude is such a relatable person

by YM101 January 23, 2019

Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

person 13

A person not used in examples that has absolutely no purpouse in life. Except for this one definition.

Person 1: hi

Person 2: hello
Person 3: h-
Person 4: stfu person 3 and stop interupting
Person 3: no u
Person 5: bruh
Person 6: wait ,person 5 exists?

Person 7: yea
Person 8: so do i
Person 9: y know, there are probably a lot more people
Person 10: agreed
Person 11: Anyways, is there a person 69?

Person 12: i want to meet him
Person 13: yeah... now i exist

by moist_mcdonald the 3rd December 28, 2021