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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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Ice Technique

First, you take 4 ice cubes. For a male, you would first shove one up your ass then put two on your testicles, then put one on your "tip" then let it all melt.

For females, take one ice cube then shove it up your ass, then put 2 in your vagina, then finally shove one down your throat.
Wanna see me perform my ice technique? *epicly takes out 4 ice cubes*
by Xxboomer4daysxX July 24, 2020
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Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.
Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)
by {Player 2} April 3, 2010
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Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021
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Techniquity

A portmanteau of technology and antiquity. Techniquity is used to refer to technological antiques, especially those no longer in use or circulation. It can also be applied to periods of time.
The Atari 2600 is a techniquity.

Most of the so-called revolutionary technological inventions of the 1980s would be considered techniquities by today's standards.
by Zweihander-FA September 19, 2009
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Beyblade Technique

You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below
When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place
by Weornerperson July 12, 2024
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