A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. the most beautiful movie to ever exist
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
Get the Goat storymug. Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 2, 2010
Get the Front-storymug. (n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010
Get the Jim Storymug. Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.
by Bubbha April 10, 2012
Get the no where storymug. A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017
Get the Snap storymug. The person that always has to one up your story with a better one, generally right after you tell yours.
A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
by snipplly123 January 5, 2011
Get the Story Trumpermug.