Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

booty picnic

1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating

2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public

3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty

Jim- Yo dog, I'm finna have a BOOTY PICNIC
John- Ayyyeeeeeeeeeee

by William118abc May 25, 2016

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

by mgdu October 19, 2022

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023