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paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.
by toiletpainter October 1, 2010
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Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
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Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.
Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.
by blucheez September 30, 2011
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Paint Hawaii

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.
Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.
by WBL69 July 6, 2012
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paint the pipe

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
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Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.
My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.
by Icenips September 28, 2022
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White Paint

Cum...
Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏
by Babyyyy. October 5, 2020
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