crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

NaN

Shortened version of Nerdy and Needy.

A: I really need a NaN guy right now.
B: You’re so right..

by Vriskawasthebest July 1, 2024

Nan Slayer

The ability to get a never ending amount of poon. A gentlemen that exacts an immense amount of female attention

That bro is such a nan slayer! There's always a flood of girls going into his room.

by nanslayer3.0 January 2, 2011

Baifs Nan

Baifs Nan, in other words that relates to an Aboriginal persons nan who gets done on the coffee table on the daily.

Man 1: Holy shit did you see Baifs Nan?!?!
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice

Man 1: I would bone her all night

by Trad M8 April 1, 2019

angry nan

When someone cums on someones face so much that there face wrinkles

You can tell shes a whore, she looks like an angry nan

by The dog that is a weird colour May 15, 2016

Nan Man

Your main celebrity crush or that one guy that you can never not swoon over.

"Zac Efron is and always will be my nan man"

by Spicynan September 3, 2016

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018