midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

Midnight Milkyway

When, after anal sex on New Years Eve at the stroke of midnight, the man removes his cock and swirls it around his partners belly button leaving a "milkyway" look.

My buddy told me last night that he's always wanted to give the girl at Shorty Smalls a Midnight Milkyway.

by unclecharles22 June 17, 2009

midnight mudslide

the act of slipping some on ex lax, once the ex lax is an hour away from kicking in then you somehow slip the person a slipping pill. They will pass out in their bed, most likely for 8 hours if the sleeping pills are heavy enough. The prank needs to be performed at night or else is won't be considered a MINDNIGHT mudslide.

Midnight- Sleeping pills

Mudslide- Laxative

The midnight mudslide man, slip that ho some laxatives and then later before they hit him slip him some sleeping pills so he crashes and craps his bed all night.

by goon4lyphe September 10, 2010

Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...

by Ms. U. Canadia June 22, 2011

Midnight Miner

One who enters sealed or abandoned mine shafts to explore or collect minerals and artifacts, generally under the cover of darkness.

Midnight miners had gained entry into the old Pewabic mine by using a 20 ton bottle jack to pry up the concrete cap.

by Toivo and Eino January 10, 2009

Midnight Madness

the kick off of the beginning of a high school sports season (usually football) in which a team practices at the earliest possible moment, so they can kick extra ass in all of their games. FOOOTTBAAALLLL!!

Johnny: "Hey are you going to midnight madness tonight?"
Jimmy: "Hell Yeah! Our football team is gunna be AWESOME this year!"
Johnny: "FUCK YEA!!"
Jimmy: "FOOOOTTTBAAALLLL!!!!!"

by crazycaddy August 17, 2011

Midnight Gardening

The act of burying valuables in one's yard under the cover of night so as to be less conspicuous.

My husband wants to hide his gold coin collection. So, he's doing some midnight gardening tonight.

by E-Squared 87 July 2, 2020