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Thai Lim

Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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thai lee

A Thai Lee is nomally a middle aged English man who travels to Thailand for the sole purpose of having sex with young lady boys. He will nomally travel alone and try to hide the reason for his visit.
He went to Thailand for a Thai Lee holiday and apparently came home with shit over his bellend.
by bigbummer1 January 7, 2024
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you donโ€™t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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Thai

ALVIN THAI LIM

OR

THAI

Thai is in the industry of doing ๐Ÿ’… NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ, you good ?
ALI ๐Ÿผ: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a

Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI๐Ÿผ : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒถ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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Thai

TD = TAURIEN DALEY

Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.

Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?

That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"

THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, ๐Ÿ’Š thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "

BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?

THAI: " OH yeSh!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
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Thai Pongal

A vibrant multi-day harvest festival celebrated by the Tamil community.
Thai Pongal was great this year!
by darieka444 January 14, 2025
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Thai

A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who is physically abusive towards his kids and the mother of his kids.
He finished his shift at Toyota then went to NUTTY's and got completely lit.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ January 26, 2025
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