your mom

when little timmy cant combeack with a good argument so he starts insulting your mother
me: you are stupid timmy
Timmy:your mom haha
by Splien September 26, 2018
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Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."
Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.
by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015
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your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022
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Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
Guess what
“What”
“Your mom
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny
by Mason Morris January 28, 2020
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your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything
"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
by super funny sunny October 9, 2021
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