Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.

I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.

by Vile Filth August 15, 2011

tennis weenis

An unexplained, chronic pain in the skin, often termed the weenis, attached to your elbow. May often occur where the weenis is scraped, as in a scraped elbow.

Fell off my skateboard, went to the doctor. I'm okay, I just have tennis weenis.

by hessica moredis March 16, 2010

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

tonsil tennis

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1

I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there

by anycats February 5, 2018

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 7, 2009

tennis skirt

The girl who has sex with other girls boyfriend who she do not know.

You better watch that tennis skirt, she will get your man...

by GeminI4u February 6, 2014

Wii Tennis

A very violent and gyrational handjob often inflicting pain on the male

"Dude i'm in major pain."
"why?"
"Last night, lydia came over and played some wii tennis, if you know what i'm saying."

"take some vicoden and grow some balls"

by Winston McMustache May 3, 2010