Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Pussy Tears

Noun:

drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.

N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"

e.g. 1

He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.

e.g.2

"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"

by Agent76 August 12, 2012

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 3, 2014

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views

Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears

by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020