Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.

1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.

by rakkutime July 2, 2023

Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009