Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

by Pseudonymolic September 23, 2019

Scott Walker

Doomed Governor of Wisconsin who dropped out of college and is trying to end public unions ability to collective bargain. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the mostly progressive state, who, for some reason, forgot they were progressive and voted the tea bagger in in the first place...you get what you voted for...now Walker's approval rating is in the 30's. Also has only one facial expression and looks a little like Droopy Dog.

Tea-bagger - "God Bless Scott Walker! He's going to get rid of those commie unions once and for all."

Rational Person - "I thought the tea-party was about freedom...what's more free than being able to bargain with your employer over safety, wages, and benefits."

Tea-bagger - "Well unions support democrats, and we know they're all Communist Marxist Nazis, Glenn Beck says so."

Rational Person - "I see why Scott Walker wants to cut education, it'll keep him in office producing tools like you."

by HateTea March 20, 2011

Orson Scott Card

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.

You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!

by Senai March 10, 2004

Scott Baio

1. One of the most fetid and painful farts that humankind emits. Starts off as a loud, noisy blast, then quickly dwindles into silent, hot burning gas out of a person's anus.

2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.

"Clear the room! Somebody just Scott Baio'd!"

"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."

" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"

by Jewel64 April 23, 2010

Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003