shlong clap

The clapping together of two very large willies

"Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong clap!"

by Jordelle Cunliffe July 3, 2006

shlong chug

When you dunk your shlong into a mug of cold draft beer, and then immediately chug the entire contents.

Johnny and his buddies performed a group shlong chug at Mary's party. Mary was very entertained.

by werf January 4, 2008

shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

by king slong August 5, 2008

el shlong

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps

Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

by Ami & Katie May 19, 2006

Saloni

A yo-yo thief.

Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!

by JoeThePeacock July 27, 2016