The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020
Get the Suburban Blowfish mug.A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
by T-von December 18, 2011
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Joelle & Jonas: "that's my nigga from the suburban wiggas"
Joelle & Jonas: "that's my nigga from the suburban wiggas"
by Johnbun99 December 25, 2023
Get the The Suburban Wiggas mug.A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.
Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.
Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.
by TheBlackGhost February 8, 2024
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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022
Get the Suburban Dictionary mug.What you find outside of Chicago, New York (Long Island, parts of North Jersey for example) LA (Orange County for example) or South/Central Florida. A lot of these areas have been suburban since World War 2 or shortly after, and have a lot of what you find in a city, but with a lower concentration of it, and without as much variety. These areas haven't been rural in a long time, but they're also not urban areas. Many cities in the South would be closer to small towns in other parts of the country around World War 2 and in the years after, with some of the port cities being like mid size port cities up North, but don't have much in common with cities up North otherwise, they are different parts of the country.
A housing development built in a corn field in the middle of nowhere isn't really suburban, it's just land developers built houses on. Suburban is a mindset and a way of life, usually it goes with an area that has been suburban since many generations before your generation lived there, since you'd have to meet somebody 100 years of age or older to hear anything about what the area was like before it was the suburbs.
by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021
Get the Suburban mug.A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 3, 2021
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