spradle

to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass

she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!

by gnasher456 March 10, 2009

Sprakking

When you take a midget and tie them to a firehose and turn it on full power so they spin around like a human sprinkler.

Rachelle was sprakking that midget so hard he still has water dribbling from his nose

by greenfrog September 4, 2013

Soprano Cornet

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.

Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.

by Soprano man January 19, 2019

spraff

(Scottish)to lie about something or make something up.

statement:"I'm a millionaire, Ive been to the moon"
Reply:"Spraff!"

by Blythe Richardson December 16, 2008

spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

Supratentorial

A word used by doctors and nurses to imply that a patient's problems are all in their mind. The tentorium is a membrane just under the brain, so "supratentorial" refers to what is above that, namely the brain. This term can be used in front of the patient or patient's family because it sounds like technical jargon.

Patient: "Every time Dr Phil comes on TV, my arms and legs start twitching!"

Doctor, quietly to nurse: "Seems to be a supratentorial problem."

Then to patient, condescendingly: "Sorry, dear, we're just talking shop. Go on."

by DrDWK June 5, 2008

supratentorial

The tentorium cerebelli is the membrane that separates the brain from the lower parts of your nervous system. Therefore, a supratentorial problem is NOT a way in which doctors can call you crazy without you knowing it. Rather, it is a way for them to define the cause of the neurological problem. Left supratentorial damage causes sensory and motor dysfunction on the right side of your face and body, and vice versa.

Patient: I cannot feel the left side of my face or the left side of my body, doc!
Doctor: Sounds like supratentorial damage.
Patient: Are you saying it's all in my head?
Doctor: Kinda. Damage to your right brain has caused you to lose all feeling on the left side of your face and body.

by RealDoc June 2, 2010