stripper

A woman with such low intelligence and self-esteem that she believes only by letting men look at her twat and tits does she have any purpose in life. One small step away from being a whore, although she may have 'dates' with men she meets at the strip club that technically qualify as prostitution. May have an 'act' with props or gimmicks that basically make her look like a skeezy dancing cum-belching gutter slut on Halloween.

I don't give a fuck if Crystal is married and has 3 kids; she'll always be a stripper at heart, which means she'll always be a cunt, a skanky whore, and an STD-riddled cum dumpster.

Sorry I'm late, Craig. I was stuck in line behind a stripper who was paying with sticky, crumpled dollar bills. She acted like she just shot up and you could see her ripped panties hanging under her skirt. What a skank.

by mr pinky December 29, 2008

stripperfume

The perfume used to cover up the stank of two days of stripping without showering. AKA The Mexican shower for strippers. AAKA The paris hilton Perfume

That bitch at diamond dolls reeked of stripperfume.

by D-Cup/Kickin Kinion October 29, 2008

ghetto stripper

any girl that drinks too much at a party or any social gathering and then starts dancing and stripping(she will not get paid this is done willingly but intoxicated).It is usually a white girl,but this phenomenon is not solely limited to white girls.

yo dude lets invite brads sister to our next frat party.Dude what for?We don't have enough cash for a real stripper so if we invite her and get her drunk she will magically turn into our very own ghetto stripper.

by PlayHeroes October 21, 2010

Stripper Streaks

Thick obnoxious streaks of highlighted hair, most notably popular among strippers.

"You should totally get some stripper streaks, that would be hot!"

"Time to re-do the stripper streaks, your black roots are showing."

by True Nature Girl April 2, 2009

stripperitis

An affliction experienced by women working in any kind of gentleman's club. Similar to stripper pretty, but sufferers are much more delusional and self-important. The sufferer will think she is the most desirable woman alive, although nothing could be further from the truth! Likely cause of this, is listening to too many desperate customers telling her very exaggerated nonsense. She begins to believe that ALL of it is true. Upon contracting stripperitis, a previously nice thoughtful woman, will become a TOTAL attention whore. She will expect EVERYONE (including other women) to tolerate her narcissistic behavior, mood swings, drama, pleas for money, demands for food and attention, and overall tyrannical childish behavior. She will expect constant ass-kissing, favors, and money, and become enraged if it's not given.

Daniel had me buy her drinks all night, made me carry her bags to the car, then asked me for $500.00 dollars to pay her electric bill. I'm not her boyfriend, or baby's daddy, she definitely has stripperitis.

by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

by #bsb December 31, 2016

stripper face

A woman who has a body deemed "hot" by cultural standards, but has a slightly fucked up face. Examples being: eyes too close, head too small, large mouth, funky teeth, slight inbred look, bruises, eye patch, scars, acne, etc... If these women had slightly prettier facial features they might actually be able to become real models or actresses instead of porn stars and escorts. Not ugly, but not real pretty. See also: porn face.

That chick is kinda hot, but she has stripper face.

The reason strip clubs are poorly lit is so you can't see the strippers' faces.

Not a butter face or double bagger, just odd looking in the daylight.

by dogawful May 12, 2008