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morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020
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straggle

A straggle is a long skinny penis. It is the opposite of a chode (short and fat)
I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time last night...he's a straggle
by straggler April 17, 2009
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Struggle

Also referred to as; The Struggle Bus, I'm Strugglin, The Struggle is real, I'm Driving the Struggle Bus, etc.

Lack of having sex for extended periods of time.
Friend: How longs it been man?
Man: Too long. I'm drivin the struggle bus

Friend: Dude it's been too long, you're being a bitch.

Man: I'm strugglin
by DJBred March 4, 2014
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straggler

A word that commonly is associated with malls, fast food dining areas, outside fast food properties, etc.
1. Someone who wanders around with no particular destinations or job.
2. Someone who wanders into commercial/business areas for no particular reason except to loiter.
3.Someone who has no intention to get a job.
4.Someone who stays at a business establishment for long periods of times.
5. A alcohol abuser who stays at a particular area because his/her life was ruined by the alcohol consumption.
6. A female or male who loiters in a commercial/business area to offer sexual acts for money or to stay somewhere for the night.
1. that "straggler" that is at Walmart all day.
by rillex February 6, 2014
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Struggle-Bucket

A derogatory word used in name calling. A combination of the word struggleand the traditional def of bucket - "a typically cylindrical vessel for catching, holding, or carrying liquids or solids".
By combining these words your are implying that not only does the person being verbally attacked struggle, but they do it so much or so well, they could fill an entire bucket full of it.
John Doe - "dude, you've been trying to do that for like and hour. Let me do it!"

Guy Smith - "shut-up, I can do it"

John Doe - "struggle-bucket!"
by Shinejah February 8, 2009
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Streetles

Like sandals, except never used to walk on sand. Purely used on the street.
Robert: Yo mark, those are some nice sandals.

Mark: Robert, these are streetles. These things don't touch sand.
by HeyDuder July 20, 2010
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struggle bunny

A person, often a student, struggling with the directions presented. Often needs visual or tactile aids to better understand what is happening.
Poor struggle bunny, can't even tell his right show from his left.
by Sab5 June 23, 2014
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