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Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.
"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)
by Anonymous4ever April 5, 2013
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stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
by bigtones March 22, 2007
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Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.
www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature
by IOYW July 17, 2009
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Stalk Stare

The act in which one would engage in a deep stare with the person they are stalking. An accomplished stalker would not defect from the stare if the person they are stalk staring looks at them.

Some Stalkers have been known to stalk stare for hours at a time without blinking.

Sometimes the "stalk" in stalk stare is replaced by the codename for the person you are stalking.
1: I had a good KitkKat stare today.
2: I stalk stared him earlier and i saw him say "shes freaking me out"!
by Stalker424 November 29, 2009
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Stalkify

Using Spotify to stalk someone's music tastes.
I was Stalkifying Jane the other day. She has great tastes in music.
by Brako October 7, 2012
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stalkenator

person that follows you in wow, facebook, twitter, gmail, halo, counter strike, practically anywhere just to get your attention, uses your friends names and hacks their accounts to talk to you, applys where you work, just to see you, and sometimes pretends to be you, really creepy stuff right out of a horror movie!
john doe "heard that hes been trying to get her attention since vanilla dude?"

jane doe "yup, hes something out of a bmovie, what a stalkenator!, stalker for life!"
by cayle April 2, 2013
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stalkerized

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized
by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016
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