Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.

"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"

by nordivisive August 12, 2025

Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much

“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo

by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015