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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
mugGet the Montana stir frymug.

Kentucky Stir Stick

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.
"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"
by starfoxxx October 28, 2015
mugGet the Kentucky Stir Stickmug.

stir your pasta

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
mugGet the stir your pastamug.

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
mugGet the stir the cream cheesemug.

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
mugGet the stir friedmug.

stir the crock

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
mugGet the stir the crockmug.

Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
mugGet the Asian stir frymug.

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