sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.

In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.

by The Wallert December 18, 2011

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

by Idfk do I October 28, 2017

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

stafford senior high school

basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...

Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?

The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out

The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.

The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games

So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good

Chris: Where u go to school?

David: stafford senior high school

Chris: oof. That shit hole

by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019

Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020