star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media

“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”

by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022

Star Wars

Nickname for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), a proposed missile defense system intended to protect the U.S from ballistic strategic nuclear weapons. Formed in 1984. In 1993, it was renamed to the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization (BMDO).

Reagan: To get rid of MAD, we gotta make the commies show who we really are.
Everyone else: Won't this just piss them off?
Reagan: And we'll call it Star Wars.
Everyone else: Deal!

by Abesrg April 10, 2020

Sexy Star Wars

When 2 gay men wear coloured condoms and have a “sword fight”.

Do u wanna do some sexy Star Wars tonight?

by PP eater 123 May 10, 2020

Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020

Star wars

life it self. If you like all three trillogys, your not a fan

me: whats your favorite star wars trillogy?
them: I don't have one
me: (puts a gun against their head) You're not a fan.

by not logans friend April 27, 2023

Star Wars

A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.

"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)

Star Wars

by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 16, 2020

Star Wars Sexist

A Star Wars 'fan' who hates certain female characters of Star Wars media such as Rey Palpatine and Ahsoka Tano for simply exiting due to their gender as women. This is not to be confused with someone who hates Rey simply because of the very real character flaws she is plagued with.

"Why does this douche hate Ahsoka Tano so much. Are they a Star Wars sexist?"

by DragonfireGaming July 26, 2022