squirrel

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.

Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.

by RaScarabous May 27, 2011

Squirrel

A guy who loves to catch a girls nut....who is skinny and sometime annoying

Who is that Squirrel chewing on the earth's nuts

by Coco and honey October 04, 2010

Squirrel

n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".

My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.

by Daggermouth July 07, 2010

squirreling

The act of having another mans nuts in your mouth, much like a squirrel

Stop squirreling bob, michael. i know youre gay, but you dont have to do it in public.

by kayla January 05, 2004

squirreling

relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)

Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.

by Tori January 04, 2004

squirreling

An act of light humiliation to a third party when a couple holding hands refuse to break the chain - This is done by swinging the pair of linked hands over the third partys head making sure the chain is not broken in the transition.

- Points are gained for each successfull squirel - this game works best when other fellow couples play this with yourself - extra points are scored for unusually tall people (Lupo)

- The ULTIMATE act of Squirelness is to successfully Squirel a moving conga line with the linkage of hands still staying in tact upon reaching the end of the line.

Eg 1 : We went squirreling today and caught a Lupo

Eg 2 : Lupo the gingerness - tallest man in west yorkshire - mission toilets - squirel !

by Brad + Lauren November 05, 2006

squirreling

The act of attempting to fit as many nuts (testicles) in your mouth as possible during a gang bang.

This girl was squirreling us when I came.

by Gizmoda October 09, 2014