Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

by Two11two February 20, 2009

the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

Squeeze the Cat

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Trojan Squeeze

If a Trojan Student pass each other in the hall, they shall preforme cock and ball torture

1. "oh goodie theres jimmy, hope he enjoys my trojan squeeze"

2. "It is very disrespectful to decline my trojan squeeze young man"

by Casa Grande PRIDE November 19, 2019

suicide squeeze

Crapping out a very large terd

Uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze

by Tonyizzle October 4, 2005