Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

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uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

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Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

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speeching

Talkin a bunch of B$llsh*t. Just plain out stupid stuff.

I hate talkin' to my man when he got a attitude cuz he be straight speechin'.

by Kyonna May 20, 2004

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Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

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