Mount Holly Springs

A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle

Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere

Yeah basically

by Kiakhalifa69 May 6, 2021

Spingasm

Hot mama with a fine booty!

Yo look at dat spingasm roll down the street!

by Orgasmatron June 20, 2006

Harbor springs

A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.

POSTCARD FROM HARBOR SPRINGS: “Greetings from Harbor Springs Michigan” (postcard shows picture of two white blond kids in Lily Pulitzer and vineyard vines eating fudge on their own motorboat and blasting rap trying to be black.)

by Pointgirl69 November 20, 2018

Ocean Springs, MS

A small coastal town on the Gulf Coast in Mississippi where the sweetest person was born.

Crystal was born in Ocean Springs, MS?! Wow, she's the sweetest person!

by moonnroses March 2, 2009

Blue Springs

The lamest town in Missouri, most def. Home of american idol finalist david cook. This town is full of snobs and homophobic assholes.

I live in Blue Springs.

by Bryar. May 12, 2008

Ease Springs

To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.

"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"

by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010

Yellow springs

A small town in which any liberal hippy is accepted with loving and open arms. Shoes are not only not necessary but are also a frowned upon accessory for residents (even school teachers find it unnecessary to wear shoes on occasion). Police forces do a great job however residents are confused why the officers pull them over for doing illegal things.

Yellow Springs is a place that will destroy any conservative who steps foot in the town. Fox News is basically banned from the town because of its supposedly biased news reporting.
Basically Yellow Springs is the place to go if you find yourself in a position where you're craving smelling like marijuana while you walk around with dirty scratched up feet judging any individual that you walk by.

"Hey man! You know any good places I can try and sell these cool Jordan's?"

"I dont know man, but I can tell you Yellow Springs isn't the place..."

by Yser July 28, 2015