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fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon
"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"
by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021
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god spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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God spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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public spreaking

being completely naked from the waist down while public speaking, hiding your genitals and bare legs behind the podium.
Fact: former governor Cuomo has been completely nude from the waist down in at least 30% of his public addresses. Making him one of the greatest public spreakers of contemporary politics as a whole. The fact you didn't notice proves he belongs in the public spreaking hall of fame.
by BIG YOUS December 12, 2021
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
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