Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

teeth spork

teeth spork

teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022

Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.

Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.

by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011

spork

better than forks and spoons

i ate a spork for dinner yesterday

by defined by June 5, 2018

sporking

Spoken

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked

He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone

by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019