spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it

My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.

by poiuyt July 24, 2008

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

Spork

When two bi girls scissor

Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.

by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023