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Spooking

Spooking occurs by Pulling Into a bushes chicken parking Lot where two cars face eachother. You then wait for the owners to return to there vehicle. Once they have all seated you turn on your car and blast your high beams, which then causing them to throw there hands up and squint, often mouthing profanities in disgust.(Note) Being creatures of the night the light startles them, and they no longer blend in withthe night. Thus the term spooking
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by The tittie December 20, 2009
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splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008
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Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.
Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.
by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013
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Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.
“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”
by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018
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Spooning

when someone can't complete a video game by themselves and needs help every step of the way. says they can do it by themselves but when left to it, immediately asks for help, usually on obvious parts that everyone doesn't even need to think about.derives from the term 'spoon fed', brought about by Andy Stokes.
"how do i get him up there"
"walk"
"Spooning !!"
by randomness051 February 7, 2009
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spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".
kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!
by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008
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spooninig

henrys word for grabing tits
"My whole life led up to the moment when we spooned"
-henry
by Keegan March 16, 2004
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