spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 15, 2006

SOPAthetic

the US government.

What? Our government is preventing us from accessing our own internet for "piracy" reasons?

That is SOPAthetic.

by That Certain February 5, 2012

jizz-spat

The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

West Virginia Pink Spatoon

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.

Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

by Geoff12 June 2, 2021

spatastic

the act of receiving an orgasm at a spa

i was touched all over today. It was a spatastic time

by braw123 January 26, 2008

Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019