Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

Sploik

(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".

I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.

by Shplarg July 7, 2008

slolipop

A sexy trick I perform you.

Her slolipop tasted might fine.

by tee el gee February 23, 2010

spiolate

to violate someone beyond the point of violation

i am going to spiolate you mum

by angelofsloth May 6, 2011

Slolzbian

Derives from the words "slutty", "Lolz", and the root word, "Lesbian". This word is used to describe:
a) a promiscuous, young lesbian (or bisexual) woman who frequently enjoys trolling her partner.

b) a lesbian relationship where one or both partners have openly admitted to being trolls

Yeah my lesbian girlfriend still hasn't come out to her parents even though we've had really loud sex while they were home. My baby is such a slolzbian!

by HUGELESBO July 9, 2011

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

Sploint

Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.

Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"

Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."

by OG Snitch November 13, 2012