the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)
Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.
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Get the splah mug.jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.
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