spacker

A mix between a spic and a cracker.

Yo waz up spacker!!

by Big Johnny Caramel Chapstick June 21, 2010

splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

penis slacker

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".

The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.

by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004

slacker

A punk who thinks his shit don`t stink, a Matthew. Also known as a whiner and a brat.

Man, that Matthew is a slacker.

by Doctor Wholittle September 28, 2006

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018

Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011

Spacker

A hacker that wants to Spam you with short e-mail messages

A Spacker will send Spam to your e-mail address

by Bruce Cooper June 6, 2007