Sperm Slide

The tantalizing protrusion of the pelvic bone.

Usually seen right above the underwear line of a fit individual.

Jaque check out that sperm slide -- it's so inviting!

by ThomasPickles May 22, 2010

sperm globes

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored

-Ohhh! Right in the sperm globes!!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

Sperm Donor

A man that fathers a child but basically doesn't do much else.

"Why don't you ask your husband to watch the kids for girls night out?" Girl #1 asks.

"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.

by Bollywood Beast June 12, 2011

sperm bank

A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.

Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!

by antraeindubh March 31, 2004

sperm donor

1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.

1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

by Mud E. Worm May 3, 2010