Spanger

A sped who has anger management issues

That spanger is yelling at that cat for no reason

by Heyyy Brro March 15, 2013

Spange

Span-Juh

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the Vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.

"i was trying to give her one in the arse, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange"

by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

by Luke October 10, 2003

Shangle

To hurt yourself, a negative term to discribe a situation

1. Oh man, I shangled myself so hard on that bail!
2. What a shangler!

by RubberDuckyVT December 9, 2004

star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

Spagglegash

A verb...to condradict one's own moral.

Person 1: I went out drinking last night.
Person 2: But your Mormon.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: STOP SPAGGLESGASHING!

spagglegash

by Gluey April 25, 2006