somfs

Abbreviation for "shit on my fucking soul"

Person 1: *sends link to funny video*
Person 2: 😂😂😂 somfs

by cxbbcff January 14, 2015

Somalian throat fuck

The act of inserting feces in ones mouth followed by pelvic penis thrusts down ones throat.

Oh man that girl was a freak i even gave her the somalian throat fuck

by Greasyjim1015 June 22, 2018

somftyc

Sit on my face till you come

Hey you should somftyc

by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

SOFL

Acronym: Snakes On the Floor Laughing.

Derivative of the popular acronym 'ROFL', or 'Rolling On the Floor Laughing', 'SOFL' brings it up to date and inline with the forthcoming monumental epic blockbuster Snakes On a Plane.

SammyJ: hey man u comin 2 see snakes on a plane?
Bruce: yea y not. got one of the best lines ever commited to film in it
SammyJ: sofl!

by Helmetlad August 4, 2006

SOMF

Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!

SIT ON MY FACE

Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!

Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!

Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face

Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy

by 8402 September 13, 2004

Somellian

Pronounced smell-yen. A stankin ass person whose origins trace back to the Horn of Africa. This person usually has a beautiful complexion, ginormous teeth, and fine hair. They typically smell like a blend of maple syrup, herbs and spices, and corn meal.

I don't want to go to the club tonight, because ain't nothing worse than a sweaty Somellian.

by Yorda October 21, 2007

SOFL

Standing on floor laughing

Will: (playing Rock Band/Guitar Hero)
Nicky: (tells joke)
Will: SOFL

by sgsdfdgsgasdg December 30, 2008