soccermom 

A mother who is obsessed with her son's life, penis, activities, friends, school and teachers, and makes her son play soccer. If the soccermom doesn't have a son, she will instead obsess about her multiple identical daughters.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.

"So where does Cindy Soccermom of Apple Pie, USA, fit in?" (Chicago Flame Online)

soccermom by bokonononon September 22, 2005

soccermominit

When forced to drive parent's minivan. Other drivers mistake you for a soccer mom. Also, you driving skill is significantly decreased and friends may look down their nose at you.

Elizabeth was soccermominit today because her car was in the shop.

soccermominit by Stinky Stephie March 12, 2008

soccermomlian 

Of or relating to soccer moms.

You may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

soccermomlian by Steve December 10, 2003

Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

Soccermom Sweatshop by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Soccermom 

A term usualy meaning a mother who drives a minivan, and or volvo or similar vehicle and does activitys like scrapbooking, church etc but after a hooker sting in charleston south carolina it means a prostitute that advertises on craigslist, the term is always taken as offensive by ignorant people like baptists and other christian groups and used to ostricsisde people that really dont want to associate with ignorant people like "baptists" or christans in gerneral, closest thing chistians or other modern busybodys can get away with legally since they outlawed witchunts and lynching.

Oh MY GOD, He called u a soccermom, I hear he sold something on craigslist, I bet he worships stan and sacrifices babys, lets go on a crusade call out the homowners association.

Soccermom by charlestonscisfullofbigots February 20, 2009

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass 

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass by Mr Special September 10, 2021

soccerdomme 

Middle-aged, suburban housewife-types who look sweet and average on the outside , but who choose to take a Dominant role in their relationship with their man.

"She looks all sweet and innocent, but her ex told me she's a total soccerdomme. Who woulda thought?"

soccerdomme by y?ynot August 16, 2011