sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

smoking nihilism

v. to slip into nihilistic ideas, feelings or attitudes for no other reason than because it is very easy and tempting to do so, much in the way that a smoker who is fighting addiction may find it all too easy to slip back into the habit. The buzz of liberation from values is powerful but short with strong negative after-effects such as the meaninglessness of your choices.

"It's a repeating problem. I have ideas and values, but it all seems either pointless in the long run or futile in the short term so I fall back into smoking nihilism."

"Sometimes I really try to keep the relationship going, but then I smoke nihilism. It's not that I don't care all the time, but there are times when all my emotional attachment dies and I absolutely do not care."

by Destroyer of Worlds April 7, 2006

Smoking kills

A message seen on cigar packages.
Equal to a girl wearing panties that are saying: "Sex makes children".

1: Can you borrow me some money for cigars, I'm broke.
2: Dude, you should really quit smoking. Isn't that "Smoking kills" telling you anything?
1: Yeah... PLEASE?

by EdoI November 24, 2009

trifecta of smoking power

When you smoke a cross joint and blow your fucking mind.
THATS, life.

This cross joint has a trifecta of smoking power.

by N!C0 December 16, 2008

smoking shit

Smoking crystalmeth, smoking shit.

we went to the house an started smoking shit

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

snaking

A technique used in various Nintendo racing games, namely F-Zero GX, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and Mario Kart DS. The technique consists of the player performing a drift-boost several times across a flat stroke of the racetrack (whereas you would usually drive in a straight line at a constant speed,) in order to get multiple speed boosts, thus going faster. The technique is relatively difficult to pull off, especially without banging into the sides off the track or running off the road onto grass/sand, etc. The technique is frowned upon by those who cannot perform it, because of it's overuse in online races. The name "Snaking" comes from the movement of a racer sliding back and forth across the track, which looks somewhat like the way a snake slithers.

Jon: I just got my ass handed to me by a f'in snaker all over Mario Circuit!
Bac: Man, I hate those snaking bastards.

by Rogultgot December 18, 2005

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003