Snatchem

An action in which one steals (or snatches) a turt, specifically, from an enclosure.

Look out Liz, I'll snatchem. I'll snatch your turts.

by Snatchthemturts January 23, 2019

Satchel

A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes

Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

virginity snatcher

An older man or woman who snatches the virginity of minors. Also known as a pedophile.

That old man down the street is a virginity snatcher.

by alexhasansmalldick January 27, 2016

fart snatcher

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.

M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher

by Nick behan March 15, 2016

Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017