Snartcum

When you sneeze, fart and cum all at the same time.

Jeff:Damn did you just snartcum?
Allen: Yes, I snartcummed.

by Maymay macaroni October 22, 2019

snarpen

To sharpen your snife. (Snail knife)

Take me to snurch I’ll worship like a snog at the snrine of your lies

I’ll tell you my snins and you can snarpen your snife

by Look at me my name is original September 12, 2020

snarffler

A person who loves to eat ass but prefers it dirty.

Wow you”d have to be a snarffler to wanna eat that ass!

by Malicost November 12, 2020

Snart

A Snart is a sneeze and a fart coming out at the same time and the fart comes out at the same velocity as the sneeze, which could result in you shitting yourself, so please be careful.

1:*snarts*
2:Bro what was that?!

1:Sorry bro, I just snarted.
2:WTF is a snart?!

1:A sneeze and a fart that happened at the same time. Also, I might have shit myself.

by BrendanLee7 January 24, 2022

Snard

A smelly nard

Stu left a Snard in the toilet

by Nardsurvivor May 1, 2022

Snarditis

The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.

“Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”

by snarditis May 3, 2022

snardy

sneaky or otherwise nasty meaning to a reply or comment.

Thats a nice top your wearing ,(snardy) pitty about the smell off it though.

by Buttons O tool September 11, 2008