Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

shnaffle

To win or obtain something by an enormous amount of luck. Usually at someone elses expense

Oh my god i cant believe that you have just shnaffled me out of that!!!

by Chris Hughes April 7, 2004

Snaffle

A small piece of plastic straw used to snort substances with.

Mandem, pass me the snaffle so I can sniff this line.

by snaffler June 15, 2021

sniffy snaffy

Cocaine

I went to my drug dealer to get some sniffy snaffy. Manny loves to snort the sniffy snaffy.

by (OO[][]OO) December 4, 2016

SAFFMA

Slang term for 'suck a fart from my arse'

'I think you should SAFFMA'

by katie jones June 16, 2008

scaffin the gap

Having sex with a female, getting inside a woman, easing tensionable situations (closing the gap) Fantasising with friends about a nice lookin broad........

I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......

by DaddyDares August 13, 2010