the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...
I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!
by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009
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by Icucmeicu2 February 20, 2017
Get the Smonday mug.A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.
by Smudgee January 27, 2005
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(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010
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"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"
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