slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.

"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."

by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

symoi

Symoi is a term you use when you find an expired cereal box in the back of your cabinet

Aw man the fruity pebbles went symoi !

by Symoi June 18, 2018

symour

a very gay person

"Man that person is so symour"

by Symour March 16, 2017

seymon

someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.

That is a seymon.

He seymoned for me

by bitchdieplease March 30, 2017

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

SYMOIWFI

Shut your mouth or I will fuck it!

I was giving my brother hell after he complained about how bad the TCU football game was and he replied with “SYMOIWFI!”.

by Tetterbug October 11, 2017

symotom

Wasting time trying to find definitions on urban dictionary of words that don’t exist.

Pete: *hits blunt* I’m looking for symotoms right now, bro.
Nick: What.?

by Peninsula_69 October 25, 2017