A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
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Jim: I was with Britney last night and she had me give her the weird sloth.
Ted: I genuinely don’t know what that is
Ted: I genuinely don’t know what that is
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Also a mascot to the university of E&E
Also a mascot to the university of E&E
by slother111 December 15, 2009
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My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
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Get the slothing out mug.The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.
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