fox sports net

A cable sports channel. Unlike wordESPNword, which provides nationalized coverage, Fox Sports Net is more regional in nature, with various regions of the country each having their own version of the network, thus providing more coverage of local teams.

"The Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State football game was carried on Fox Sports Net."

by TheEvilOne June 22, 2003

The Askild-Shorts

The Askild-shorts is a nearly transparent tight shorts. Its not possible to buy a Askild-shorts and it´s only one way to get it. You have use the same shorts for several years and wash it until you can see the hole bottomcrack when you are riding your bike or spooning on the beach. It´s positive and negative aspects of the shorts, you´ll get shady looks from the people around you, but you´ll get some tan at places that others only get in the tanning-bed.

Watch! You can see the hole bottomcrack through that Askild-Shorts!
Can you see that rider over there? He is trying to remove the tanninglines while riding.
The Askild-Shorts is awesome! I love it

by Mr. Melk June 4, 2011

Sports Bitch

Someone who tries to hard in gym class and is way too full of themselves if they score. They make the rest of the gymclass hate them because they try to hard and need to calm down.

Sports Bitch: Goal number 5 suckaaa WHOOP WHOOP
Gym partner: Dude calm down its gym class

by SPORTSBITCH122 September 28, 2010

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005

Booty shorts

Short-shorts worn over leotards by gymnasts and dancers. They are form fitting and body hugging, usually containing spandex or similar. Many times low-rise and have a 1-2 inch "leg" (which isn't much) They offer a slight bit more modesty than a leotard alone during practice or warm-up.

She wore black velvet booty shorts over her red 'tard.

by BadTigz June 28, 2009

Wii Sports

wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.

Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!

by Nessykins :D December 12, 2008

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010