Slobbery Bulldog

Upon giving road-head the recipient of the jizm places their head out of the passenger window and spits thus leaving a trail of jizm dangling from their jowls like that of a slobbering bulldog.

* While driving down the highway * " Why does that girl have her head hanging out the window? Damn, she looks like a Slobbery Bulldog."

by I'mthatNiceguy October 8, 2011

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

slabon

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017

slobba slobba 3000

the act of giving a guy head but it gets extreme loud wet and messy so it becomes SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000

girrr did you hear ariana grande gave him SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000 she took it too far

by nahnahnahbackdatassup September 26, 2019

dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

fat retard slob

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.

man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.

by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007