drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

Slobberjob

A really great blowjob where the girl slobbers and slurps all over your cock, porn star style.

Slobberjob > Blowjob

(> means greater than just in case you're really dumb)

meh.. if I'm lucky, you'll give me a slobberjob darling

by Velgud September 9, 2010

Slobbery Bulldog

Upon giving road-head the recipient of the jizm places their head out of the passenger window and spits thus leaving a trail of jizm dangling from their jowls like that of a slobbering bulldog.

* While driving down the highway * " Why does that girl have her head hanging out the window? Damn, she looks like a Slobbery Bulldog."

by I'mthatNiceguy October 8, 2011

slobba slobba 3000

the act of giving a guy head but it gets extreme loud wet and messy so it becomes SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000

girrr did you hear ariana grande gave him SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000 she took it too far

by nahnahnahbackdatassup September 26, 2019

dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

slabbywag

(noun)
1.A douche of a person.

(verb)
2.The act of a douche of a person.

1. Tom Cruise is a slabbywag
2. Tom Cruise preaches Scientology

by Yomin Kitkat June 19, 2006

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013