Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
by sinistar462 September 30, 2011
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slippery flanigan

a gymnastic manoeuvre in which the athlete uses the penis to control his direction of travel in midair.
he attempted a slippery flanigan
by seppafer October 14, 2017
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Slippery swimsuit

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch
Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"
by Oldmate21 September 04, 2015
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Slippery Whore

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.
Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?
by isoskepsis May 11, 2022
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slippery cruz

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide
we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz
by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006
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slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat
"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"
by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005
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slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
by brneyes10 March 08, 2016
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